Capital Craft

A satirical Minecraft mod that parodies subscription-based gaming economics.

"Where every block is a privilege, not a right!"

Crafting table usage is a premium feature

What is Capital Craft?

Capital Craft is a Fabric mod for Minecraft 1.21.9 that transforms your block game into a nightmarish subscription service experience. It's a satirical commentary on exploitative monetization practices in modern gaming.

Important: This mod is SATIRE. No real money is involved - just your precious in-game resources, from humble cobblestone to rare nether stars.

Features

Subscription Tiers

Pricing follows your natural game progression - start humble with cobblestone, end with nether stars!

Tier	Blocks/Day	Cost	Game Stage
Free Trial	32	Free*	Spawn
Basic Plan	500	16 dirt + 16 wood logs	Early game
Premium	2,000	32 cobblestone + 16 coal	Mid game
Enterprise	10,000**	16 iron ingots + 8 diamonds	Late game
Premium Plus Ultra	"Unlimited"	32 diamonds + 16 emeralds + 1 nether star	End game

*Free Trial includes both placing AND breaking blocks. Combined. No crafting table required for Basic upgrade!

**"Fair usage policy" applies. Actually capped at 10,000.

The Kafkaesque Experience

• Dynamic Pricing: Rare blocks cost more from your quota. Mining diamond ore? That's 5 blocks from your allowance!
• Surge Pricing: Weekend and evening gameplay costs 1.5x more. Mine during off-peak hours for savings!
• Auto-Renewal Trap: Subscriptions auto-renew. Can't afford it? Welcome to debt!
• Loan Shark Villagers: Friendly NPCs that offer "bridge financing" at 200% interest

Dark Pattern Features

• 40-page EULA you must accept before mining (with gems like "Section 37.4: All blocks remain property of Capital Craft LLC")
• 12-step cancellation flow with increasingly guilt-trippy messages and shrinking confirm buttons
• Constant popups: "You've used 85% of your allowance!", "Rate your mining experience!", etc.
• Fake server load warnings in your single-player world
• Achievement spam: "Congratulations! You've mined 100 blocks! Celebrate by upgrading?"

Feature Bundling

• Crafting tables require "Crafting Plus" (random access denial for free users)
• Furnaces are part of the "Smelting Suite" (limited access for free users)
• The Nether is DLC (coming soon)
• End Portal requires the "Endgame Access Pass" (coming soon)

Commands

Command	Description
/capitalcraft status	View your subscription status
/capitalcraft eula	Read the Terms of Service
/capitalcraft accept	Accept the EULA (required to mine)
/capitalcraft tiers	View subscription tiers
/capitalcraft upgrade <tier>	Upgrade your subscription
/capitalcraft daily	Claim daily login bonus (after watching an "ad")
/capitalcraft paydebt <amount>	Pay off your diamond debt
/capitalcraft pricing	View current block prices and surge status
/capitalcraft lifetime	View your lifetime spending statistics
/capitalcraft cancelsubscription	Begin the 12-step cancellation flow
/cc	Shortcut for /capitalcraft

Installation

1. Install Fabric Loader for Minecraft 1.21.9
2. Install Fabric API
3. Download Capital Craft and place it in your mods folder
4. Launch Minecraft and accept your new subscription-based reality

The Point

This mod exists to highlight the absurdity of:

• Artificial scarcity in digital goods
• Subscription fatigue and dark patterns
• Predatory auto-renewal practices
• Hostile cancellation flows
• "Engagement" mechanics that prioritize addiction over enjoyment
• The gradual erosion of game ownership

If this mod frustrates you, remember: real games do this with real money. Capital Craft uses diamonds because we have standards.

FAQ

Q: Can I disable the popups? A: Yes! Upgrade to Premium Plus Ultra for reduced popup frequency. That'll be one nether star.

Q: This is annoying! A: That's the point. Now think about every mobile game you've ever played.

Q: Is there a way to get unlimited blocks? A: Play in Creative mode, or find the hidden /cancelsubscription command and navigate all 12 guilt-trip screens.

Q: Why would anyone install this? A: To experience the horrors of subscription gaming in a safe, satirical environment. Also, it's funny.

License

MIT License - Because even our EULA is satire.

Disclaimer

This mod is a parody. It does not contain actual microtransactions, does not collect any data, and is not affiliated with any real subscription service. Any resemblance to actual predatory business practices is entirely intentional and meant as social commentary.

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"Thank you for choosing Capital Craft. Your continued suffering is appreciated."

- The Capital Craft Team (population: 0)